What started as a fake, jokey conspiracy blog (which was subsequently banned from multiple related subreddits due to its “incorrect nature”) has now transformed into a platform in which I, the writer, can dump all of his nonsensical, stupid, and ultimately pointless work onto. Since a young age, it has been my dream to be a writer, perhaps mostly as it is one of the few professions that would enable me to not have to leave the house/interact with people. I, therefore, hope that you enjoy this little window into my illiterate psyche, and, if there are any publishers or agents reading this, please contact me on Zwanster03@hotmail.com and provide me with heaps of cash to continue churning out nonsense.


PS, just in case you’re wondering, yes, I am aware that “unnormal” isn’t a word, that’s the joke.