The Truth Bringers

floydFloyd Leadbetter: Myself, the leader of this ragtag bunch of daring individuals. Ever since a young lad I have rejected the ideals of my peers, and sought to question and disprove quite literally everything I was told (I once had a four hour argument with my mother regarding whether The News at 10 was actually on at 10, my argument being that it was only 10 in this timezone, therefore the title of the program was technically incorrect on a global scale).

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geraldGerald Von Stack: Our resident Monsterologist, an expert of all things cryptid and beastly. Gerald and I go way back having known each other since our school days. Calling us friends however would be a stretch as I saw everyone with similar interests as myself a rival and therefore kept them at a distance. However he was one of the first people to agree to join so here we are.

 

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sebastianSebastian Perrywinkle-Dumont: Another person with whom I share a long and somewhat blurry history with. Mr. Periwinkle-Dumont was my former history teacher from the age of 8 through 12. He was one of the first people to open my young mind to the possibilities of alternatives of history. We would spend many an hour after school in his office discussing historical events and the truth behind the lies. My memory of these events are now somewhat hazy as I would usually have a strange reaction to the grape juice he would generously provide me with causing me to blackout occasionally during our talks, however he certainly ignited my passion at a young age. It was difficult to track him down all these years later after he was unceremoniously removed from his position from the school (the reasons of which are unclear to me, my mother refused to tell me) however after searching for months I managed to track him down and he agreed to to join the team for which I am most grateful.

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reginaldDr Reginald Snap: I first met Dr Snap at the local police station when I was reporting a mugging that occurred on my person at the local park. I was set upon by a gang of youths, 2 12 year olds to be precise, who hurled insults at me and forced me to lick an ice lolly that they had dipped in dog excrement. Unfortunately they were too young to receive the harsh sentence that I had requested (death by hanging) however it did allow me to meet Dr Snap, with who I shared many opinions with (mainly regarding the death penalty for minors). Dr Snap has over 50 years experience in the criminal justice system, and has stories that would (and will) turn your hair grey/possibly fall out.

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krystalKrystal Sphere: And lastly, the wildcard. Krystal is somewhat of an unknown quantity seeing as I have not actually met her (my mother refuses to allow me to talk to unmarried women over the age of 40, she says they are ‘harlots’ and surely ‘up to no good’). Given the recent trend of ‘New Age’ nonsense being popular I thought it would be a good idea to have some articles relating to this subject matter (to appeal to the female demographic of course). Krystal is currently under probation until she has proved that she can write anything of substance, so she may not last very long. However she is currently under house arrest (for punching a shelf-stacker in a Tesco) so she should be productive at the very least.

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